Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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