Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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