why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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