Sober January is a disaster.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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