been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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