I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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