She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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