I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize