No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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