the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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