i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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