So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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