I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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