I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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