Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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