what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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