if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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