have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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