please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
did i walk over a car last night?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
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Have fun and good luck.
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