she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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