Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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