is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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