Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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