Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
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You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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