i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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