if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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