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you win
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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