It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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