Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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