Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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