And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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