dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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