who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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