I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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