I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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