he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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