he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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