K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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