you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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