What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
After tacos, we're chasing women.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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