I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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