By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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