i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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