i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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