Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
tell me about the fingering
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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