barbara walters just said penis...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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