i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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