YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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