If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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