quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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